why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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