sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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