Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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