forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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