I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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