3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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