bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
tell me about the fingering
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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