Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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