Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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