her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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