Need sex. Gaining weight.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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