At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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