I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
