Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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