You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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