what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
3pm strippers are depressing
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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