ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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