Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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