Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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