YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
