I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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