I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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