i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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