Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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