I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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