Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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