did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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