Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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