Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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