"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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