why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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