I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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