People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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