He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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