Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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