Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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