Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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