I think scott just propositioned me for sex
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We need a shit load of segways right now
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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