she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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