you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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