rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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