i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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