I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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