Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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