Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You can make out without kissing
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