I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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