Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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