the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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