What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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