He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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