Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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