I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the day after is always just damage control
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
