i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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