I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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