tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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