Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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