You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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