Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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